Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.


Yo, people, what's up? My name's James and I'm the best freaking Scout the RED company has EVER had! I've been the Scout for about one year and a half now, so, yeah, KIND OF A BIG DEAL. If you're new here you can talk to me, I'm the greatest team mate, kinda like a MENTOR to the team, you know? So you can ask me anything you want.


[RP to Scout OC from Team Fortress 2.

The art used in this blog is not mine, unless stated so. ]

 

thesaintofdeception asked
... -joking; SO. THE LAPDANCE. WHEN'S YER NEXT APPOINTMENT? B)

To you, babydoll? Anytime you want! /winks

doctorskullcane started following you

doctorskullcane:

freaking-unbelievable:

doctorskullcane:

freaking-unbelievable:

Oh, hey, what’s up?

Ah.. *looks upwards* .. Zhe ceiling?

….. Uh. Sure. I kind of meant “how have you been”, doc. /makes a face

Oh.. Vell, I am fine, danke. How are you?

Oh, I’m fine. Y’know. Batting people’s heads, winning money, the ordinary. /puts his hand in his pockets

How ‘bout you, crazy man, many news?

doctorskullcane started following you

doctorskullcane:

freaking-unbelievable:

Oh, hey, what’s up?

Ah.. *looks upwards* .. Zhe ceiling?

….. Uh. Sure. I kind of meant “how have you been”, doc. /makes a face

nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post: nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post:… BI Oi’m sick… if yeh wanna take care’a me then go make soup

Who fuckin’ said I WANTED to take care of you?! /pouts, grumbling

…..whatever. What kind of freakin’ soup you want?

nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post: nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post:… Yeh…. now go make food BI

Gee, I don’t work for you, y’know!? /groans

Ask nicely, stinky dingo!

nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post: nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post:… BT Oi want soup… go make

Do you even LIKE the stuff I make??

nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post: nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post Not… Got a cold BT

Gosh, I knew it. You probably went out under the rain or something, huh?

Should I take you to the vet??

nobody-expects-the-rodi replied to your post Not really BI

What’chu mean? You’re sick or something??

yuikami replied to your post: UNF! -tentacles twitching- C’mere :D lemme give u a tenta hug!

sglfkflds!!! /pale

Stay away, tenta freak!!

yuikami asked
UNF! -tentacles twitching-

You are:

[X]Cute

[x]Adorable

[]Beautiful

[]Sexy

[x]askjdgfjIf (which means you fuckin’ creep me out

you kissed me I would:

[]Kiss you back

[x]Be shocked

[x]Smile and laugh

[]Push you away

[]Slap you

[x] Hide somewhere because the world is probably coming to an end

If you asked me out I would say:

[x]No

[]Yes

[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[x]No thank you

[]Yes please

Sex?

[x]No thank you

[]Yes please

[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

rp-skinnylove-deactivated201204 asked
Unf? Wha' does sa' even mean?

It means I’m sexY and you love me very much! /grins

You are:

[X]Cute

[X]Adorable

[]Beautiful

[]Sexy

[]askjdgfjIf

you kissed me I would:

[]Kiss you back

[X]Be shocked

[]Smile and laugh

[]Push you away

[x]Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

[]No

[X]Yes

[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[X]No thank you

[]Yes please

Sex?

[x]No thank you

[]Yes please

[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

thesaintofdeception asked
unf >;T

You are:

[X]Cute

[x]Adorable

[x]Beautiful

[]Sexy

[]askjdgfjIf

you kissed me I would:

[]Kiss you back

[x]Be shocked

[]Smile and laugh

[]Push you away

[]Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

[]No

[x]Yes

[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[]No thank you

[x]Yes please

Sex?

[x]No thank you

[]Yes please

[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.